Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, & the best things come to those who don’t give up. (via http://ift.tt/1p5CHDA)

(Source: niadil, via 69shadesofgray)

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  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*
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bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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(Source: slimydad, via guy)

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

so apparently Pharrell was the one who wrote all the lyrics for blurred lines and that’s unfortunate because i wanted to like him

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euo:

my sexuality??? really crisp and juicy grapes

(via dracodecorum)

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  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*
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